Skill Building? Snow Shovels & A/C Filters

artwork by Lisa Z Lindahl

There is always something new to learn. A new horizon to befriend…especially for the homeowner.  And where I live, in just the past week, both my heat AND my air-conditioning have gone on.  Fickle spring weather?  Climate change?  Doesn’t matter…I still have to cope.

artwork by Lisa Z LindahlAfter over 40 years in Vermont, I know about cold weather. I know, for instance, how to shovel snow. I don’t particularly like to, but I know how. I even have a preference about which sort

of snow shovels are better. (The ones with crooked handles.) I know there are tools especially designed to remove snow from roofs, and ice from sidewalks. There are even sharp, clumsy looking cleats you can strap on over your shoes or winter boots so you won’t slip on that pesky snow or ice. I know about all these things.

But I am still learning about the seasonal changes, their nuances, here in the south.  I am largely ignorant about how to cope in the hot and humid southern weather. I know nothing about air conditioning, specifically, air conditioner filters.

I was surprised, after living here in a Southern state for three years, to learn that I should have changed those filters! Who knew? In fact, I was informed by the sincere young a/c repairman, that every 3 months was preferable. Oh. Frankly, I’d forgotten I even had them; no alarm had gone off or anything, even after 3 years.

So I took a look.   The cardboard throw-away ones were easy. The size was printed very big on the side, which was visible once I scraped off the layer of gray dust bunny-like stuff that had crept around that edge.   So I just had to go buy another! But then I noticed that the 3 vents in the house were all different sizes. How inconvenient is that? Poor planning I ranted to anyone who would listen.

This time it was a nice young neighbor, born and raised here, who explained to me the relationship between square footage and vent size and placement. Oh.

Well, but not all my a/c filters were those cardboard ones. It turned out I had some sort of “microstatic” reusable somethings in a couple of the vents. I was supposed to clean and re-install these.

Okay; but there were no directions on how to clean said items.  And boy! were they filthy. I only knew just how dirty because there was one corner in the larger filter that wasn’t quite clogged up yet; I could see through it, and see all the pieces of yuk shaking around while trapped in its reusable screen grid.

So using my common sense I tried vacuuming it. And vacuuming it. And then with a different brush head, I tried vacuuming it. All to absolutely no avail. I googled “how to clean re-usable air conditioner filters” and found nothing. Evidently this is so self-evident it is not even on You Tube. Hesitantly I took the smaller of the two reusable filters to the kitchen sink and tried water. I used the sink hose on it for a looong time. As I suspected, it all just turned to mud in all those tiny screen chambers in there.

I was beginning to wish for the old Vermont me who knew what she was doing.

I gave up and went to the local bargain store to replace the cardboard one. While there I looked at the packaging for the reusable kind and, Voila! finally saw some directions – in tiny print – for cleaning them. Hose. Outdoor hose. Full throttle. OK! Success!

Except…when I got home I realized that I had bought the wrong size throw-away filter. …Heavy sigh.

However I spent a joyful hour spraying the heck out of those reusable screens, watching over 3 years of accumulated crap wash out onto my patio stones. I made a concerted effort not to think of what I had been breathing in in my oh-so-very-closed-up-in-JulyAugustSeptember-house.

 

artwork by Lisa Z LindahlAh, the satisfaction of house-wifery!

Now I can add air conditioner filter replacement and cleaning to my list of skills, right there after snow shoveling.

 

 

 

 

Aging: Knees, trees, 30’s…

photo by Lisa Z LindahlI’m at the forefront of the baby boomers.  Bet you couldn’t tell by my previous posts…

But for those of us who chanted “Don’t trust anyone over thirty!” we are now more than twice that and many of us no longer have the luxury(?) of a roadmap of how this aging thing goes.  Granted, my situation is a little different, in that my parents were older when they had me, so I grew up with “seniors” in the house.  Many of my friends are only now dealing with aging and dying parents, whereas I dealt with that in my early 30’s.

But mine is a generation for whom “old” is a dirty word.  “Aging gracefully” means looking young for the most part.  Being “Fit & Healthy!” is understood (too often) to mean being able to do stuff you did in your thirties, just like you did it in your thirties — like tennis, jogging, boating and you know.

So this sets up a paradox between my body and me.  For instance, today I was watching the neighbor’s kid trying to take a large branch off a tall tree.  The branch was at about second story height and he IMG_9691was having a tough time trying to saw it off; sorta wobbling on the tall ladder as he power-sawed.  I started paying attention when I heard the squealing of wheels and looked up from my desk to see the kid’s pick-up truck with a rope tied to its hitch, the other end of which was tied to the big branch.   I kid you not.  I went to my front door for a better look-see.  As the kid hit the gas the branch moved not one whit, but the whole tree shook.  I thought it was going to come straight out of the ground.  Or his bumper was going to land on the street.

I thought maybe this was being filmed.  I remotely remembered a Laurel & Hardy skit, or was it the Three Stooges, doing something similar.  When the rope snapped with a loud POP I jumped back, pivoting away from my glass door.  Half laughing, half horrified.  Until the pain shot through my knee.

Damn!  Old knees!  Can’t pivot on them at all — ever.  So now, here I am on the couch with a wrecked knee.  The branch taken down successfully — as am I.  Nosy old lady got her just desserts!

Not graceful; doesn’t feel graceful. Not at allphoto by Lisa Z Lindahl

In my defense, I spent this morning body-surfing.  I wasn’t graceful there, either, though.  But it was way fun!  Caught some good ones.  My mother, at my age, wouldn’t be caught dead in the ocean beyond her knees.

Hmmmmm.

So, no road maps about how to do this aging thing, how to do it gracefully, how to keep all the pieces and parts working so I can at least do, whether the doing is graceful or not!

Off to try and find the knee doctor’s number.  Can’t remember his name…